Drinking Games

OK, here's my drinking game for tonight's Democratic debate (note: for "health reasons" I'm sticking to Apple Cider Vinegar for all drinks tonight).

Lunacy: Take a drink if anyone mentions:

• "email server"
• Benghazi
• Donald Trump
• Joe Biden
• anything about building a wall
• either Sheldon Adelson or Bibi Netanyahu
• either "I'm not a Democrat" or "[opponent] isn't a Democrat"
• "we need more debates"

Policy Buzzwords: Take two drinks if anyone mentions:

• the Mexico City Policy
• Houthis
• AFL-CIO (one bonus drink for the first time any specific union is mentioned)
• the F-35
• anything about "stopping the NRA"
• any country in Asia, excluding the Middle East, Russia, and China 

(note: I'm hopeful enough there will be something intelligent about the TPP that it doesn't get a drinking point on its own)

Candidate Specials: Finish your glass if:

• Hillary Clinton makes a joke about being a robot.
• Bernie Sanders says Hillary is wrong in response to anything she says during the debate.
• Martin O'Malley says he has the best record of anyone on stage.
• Lincoln Chafee or Jim Webb either drop out of the race on stage, or plug their book.
• the moderators apologize for Joe Biden not being on stage

Mere Anarchy: Finish your glass, pour another glass, and finish that if:

• Anyone mentions Ronald Reagan
• Joe Biden actually shows up on stage, possibly as a hologram
• A Donald Trump tweet from during the debate is mentioned
• there's a question about "do you believe in God"